At Home with the Slaggs - Series Four

Mrs Slagg welcomed back Mr Slagg with open arms:

All this gay slave business was behind him, but things soured very quickly.  

In fact, the worse that could happen, did happen:

Her Husband was in love with another woman.







Mrs Slagg had never liked the bitch from the start:

Even his son "helping himself" and laying a seed in her flat belly, did not deter the old fool.  He followed her around like a lost puppy:

To rub salt into the wounds, Master Paul "requested" the cow stay with them, during her confinement.  

That didn't mean Mrs Slagg didn't pull out all the stops:

She wasn't going to take this lying down! 
(Not like that scrubber, Marigold)







And a tip-off from her brought the mare's enstranged knife-wielding husband back from the seas.

who, unfortunately for Mrs Slagg, encountered Marjorie while looking for revenge:

And a long afternoon in her bedchamber dampened his thirst for blood.  

Mrs Slagg half-hearted accepted a date from a nice young migrant (from Belgium).

A bit uptight, but he'd do.  If an open marriage was good enough for her in-laws....  

But...

Mrs Slagg sighed.  Her heart would never be mended......

Is there no end to the Slagg's misery?  I don't think there is!  

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