At Home With The Slaggs

Yes, it's time for the spinoff show, starring Mr and Mrs Slagg:

It was no good, Mrs Slagg just didn't Do It for him:

And having this ridiculous house foisted upon him did not help.

 He tried to remember how wild and beautiful Tarantella Slagg was 30 years ago, but it wasn't enough.

 And that night, he feigned his usual headache





He went down his local boozer for comfort:

 But he found the clientelle old and tawdry

Neither did he find any understanding from his (illegitmate) son, and that ridiculous popstar, Madonna.  Why had he bothered?

Then the last straw came when he returned to his new home, and saw the living room had been changed:

 "What the fu...", he thundered

 "But Charlie," Mrs Slagg tried to calm her fiancee down, "The chairs are real vintage plastic, and the bookcases can make us look cultural and that."

 Mr Slagg stormed off in frustration.  Was he no longer in control of this so-called home?  How dare she furnish their house with such shit!!  That was it.  He was off!  

Surely Mr Slagg would never leave the warmth of his dear Mrs Slagg?  Or would he?
 Was that plastic retro chair a tad too far?  Or was he looking for something beyond that?  Something from DFS maybe?  Ikea perhaps?  Argos has got some nice bits too.

Tune in same time, same channel to see Mr Slagg's shocking revelation!