At first, our hero was mortified:
Then the glamorous Lord Posh talked him round:
He was very proud of all his children, wherever they were.
"A second stab, what?", Posh cackled.
This made our Mr Slagg come round to the idea. His child, this time round, brought up by him himself. Being a proper hands-on parent. In fact, he might even go in for 3 or 4!!
He tried to convey this to Mrs Slagg, as she lay in confinement. She gave an almighty scream, and he ran and fetched Mary. Then he went off to the pub.
However, upon his return, wetting the baby's head well into closing time:
He was met by a pale and wan Mrs Slagg.
"Have you had it then?",
Mr Slagg slurred.
"Yes. But, Charlie, there's something I must tell you...."
"Out of my way, woman! I want to see my new child!"
"Charlie! Please listen..."
But it was too late, and she could only hear his cry of horror:
"Arrghhh.....!"
The child looks up at him.......
Oh Dear God! Mrs Slagg has borne Raymond's son (see last series). A fiend-like alien, with a leg missing. Surely this is unforgivable....
Can Mr Slagg love this child-thing as his own? Or will he throw in the towel?? Will Mrs Slagg just carry on breast feeding? Or will she do formula?
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Our hero and heroine have finally tied the knot:
And they return home radiant from their honeymoon in Jaywick.
But what's this? Their first night at home, when they can finally share their bed as Man and Wife, Mrs Slagg becomes reticent!
As shy as a young and sheltered bride, who knew nothing of the world....
Mr Slagg was torn about this, and he looks into annulment and the price of twin beds in the Argos catalogue.
However:
The sound of retching confirmed Mr Slagg's worst fears.
And he spent a disgtruntled night in the bath
Even that was preferable to the news he was going to have to face the next morning:
Inevitably it came;
"Charlie, we are With Child"
"Ratscocks!"
Is our Mr Slagg trapped more than ever?! Will he cancel that order from Argos?
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