At Home with the Slaggs - part Nine

Marjorie, in many ways, was still a young woman.  So she bore the consequences of the Big Chief's visit.  

 "Bugger!"

 Paul, of course, embraced their new arrival.  He was dotty about children, and had always wanted more.  His Own preferably, but never mind.  

 Marjorie could hear Paul's heavy sighs as he resigned himself to never fathering a child of his own.  She knew what she had to do:

 And she presented him with the very thing he needed to see most. 
"A little something for you, Paul," Marjorie whispered.

 "Oh Marjorie!  Thank you so much!  Now I feel complete and whole again.  I am so grateful!"  Paul was overjoyed, even though he couldn't remotely remember doing it with his wife for the last few years.

"Good," Marjorie said, "I'm off out!  You can change it's fucking nappy!"

 Before she left the house, Marjorie quickly destroyed the forged DNA papers.  She didn't want Paul to examine them too closely.  It was naughty to tell lies, but to see the man's face light up like that......

This concludes the current series of The Slaggs.  
You may now Touch That Dial!!!