Part Two........

Our hero is trying to win back Mrs Slagg...

 "Look at this sumptuous meal I've prepared!  Tarantella will be putty in my hands once I light those candles! Will take her mind off that wally, Raymond once and for all!"

 "I'll just toddle down and wait for her to finish her shift at the Amanda-Ann's"



But, upon arrival....

 "Oh no, Charlie!  That won't do at all!  Raymond is taking me to La Gavroche, and then (she giggles sickingly) we're going to look at my picture of Audrey Hepburn"  (that's in the bedroom).

"Noooo!", Mr Slagg thundered, "Not Audrey!  Only we look at Audrey!"

Mrs Slagg ushered him outside...

  "Don't you dare talk to me like that, Charlie!"

"But Audrey (and what follows) belongs to us!"

"Not anymore, Charlie.  I've moved on!"

 The thought of those two sharing pleasure at the iconic copy of Audrey Hepburn, something that was so exclusively theirs, along with other bedtime fun, filled Mr Slagg with agony.

 But he wasn't giving up!  He would win back Mrs Slagg's heart if it was the last thing he did!!!

Will Mr Slagg ever reunite with Mrs Slagg?  Or has he really blown it this time?  

Is Mrs Slagg really serious about the creepy Raymond?  (I mean, he does look a bit on the dodgy side)

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