The Slaggs Part Four

Upon hearing this terrible news, Mr Slagg runs to his former paramour, his heart pounding:

 "Tarantella," he panted, "If it's marriage you want, then we'll go to the register office now.  The "mutt" can be our witness!"

 "Oh bless your heart, Charlie!  I'm going to be a bride anyway.  I've just accepted Raymond's proposal - he made it just after our morning bath - titter!!"

Mr Slagg shuddered!  
He was grateful the tortoise had been with him, and not been able to witness such filth!






 

 

Just in time, he regained his senses.  

"Tarantella!  Listen to me!  You are in great danger!  Raymond is not all he seems!"

"Oh  you jealous old fool!"

"Please believe me!  It's a trap!"

"Sod off, Charlie!"

 

 "Yeah!  Bugger off, earthling!  I mean, Slagg!"
Raymond put the boot in.  

So that, as they say, was that.  

Mr Slagg took comfort with the brassy lady, and moved in with her for a while.  But she was a cold type, and her table was bare.

Then suddenly:

He heard an urgent and familiar cry:

It was Mrs Slagg in distress!








"Oh help, Charlie!  Help!"

Oh no!  Is this it for Mrs Slagg?  Should she have heeded Mr Slagg's warning?

Will Mr Slagg be able to rescue his former love from a life of debauched sexual activity on the planet Bang?  Or will he miss the number 11 bus, and it would be all too late?  

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