At Home with The Slaggs - Part Five

Mr Slagg immediately jumps into action:

 "Unhand her!  You....you aliens!!!"

 But the mutt and the tortoise were too slick for them.  Tortoise went straight for the foot, and the mutt went straight for the nether regions.
"That fuckin' hurt !", one of the aliens muttered. 

 "Fuck off, earthling!" Raymond confronted Mr Slagg, "It's too late.  Mrs Slagg is bound for a debauched existence on the Plant Bang!"






Mr Slagg then poked Raymond in the eye.  Who subsequently ran off, exclaiming that he was getting his mum up here! 

 "Oh thank God, Tarantella.  I've just saved you from being transported to the Planet Bang!  Once there, you would have had to have endured constant and kinky sex!"

Mrs Slagg, although admiring Mr Slagg's bravery, secretly wished he'd had minded his own business.  

 "Well, we're back together now, my dear.  Tell me, was Raymond a better lover than me?"

"No, Charlie," Mrs Slagg lied.




"Not only that," Mr Slagg continued, "But we have gained two lovely pets.  A complete family at last.  No more of this talk of adopting kids, eh?"

 Mrs Slagg simply sighed, and said:
"Okay, Charlie.  Now when are we setting this wedding date....?"

"Ah, I must be off now...."

 "Bastard!", cried Mrs Slagg.

Well, look's like it's back to normal for The Slaggs.  Things could so easily have been different!  

You may now touch that dial!!  Only until the Christmas Special gets made, I mean aired.