At Home with the Slaggs!

At first, our hero was mortified:

Then the glamorous Lord Posh talked him round:

He was very proud of all his children, wherever they were.  

"A second stab, what?", Posh cackled.

This made our Mr Slagg come round to the idea.  His child, this time round, brought up by him himself.  Being a proper hands-on parent.  In fact, he might even go in for 3 or 4!!

He tried to convey this to Mrs Slagg, as she lay in confinement.  She gave an almighty scream, and he ran and fetched Mary.  Then he went off to the pub.

However, upon his return, wetting the baby's head well into closing time:

He was met by a pale and wan Mrs Slagg.  

"Have you had it then?", 
Mr Slagg slurred.

"Yes.  But, Charlie, there's something I must tell you...."


"Out of my way, woman!  I want to see my new child!"

"Charlie!  Please listen..."

But it was too late, and she could only hear his cry of horror:

"Arrghhh.....!"

The child looks up at him.......

Oh Dear God!  Mrs Slagg has borne Raymond's son (see last series).  A fiend-like alien, with a leg missing.  Surely this is unforgivable....

Can Mr Slagg love this child-thing as his own?  Or will he throw in the towel??  Will Mrs Slagg just carry on breast feeding?  Or will she do formula?

Don't miss the next instalment.  

Same time, same channel,  don't touch that dial!!!