At Home with the Slaggs!!!

Our hero and heroine have finally tied the knot:

And they return home radiant from their honeymoon in Jaywick. 

But what's this?  Their first night at home, when they can finally share their bed as Man and Wife, Mrs Slagg becomes reticent!

As shy as a young and sheltered bride, who knew nothing of the world....

Mr Slagg was torn about this, and he looks into annulment and the price of twin beds in the Argos catalogue.  

However:

The sound of retching confirmed Mr Slagg's worst fears.  








And he spent a disgtruntled night in the bath

Even that was preferable to the news he was going to have to face the next morning:

Inevitably it came;

"Charlie, we are With Child"

"Ratscocks!"

Is our Mr Slagg trapped more than ever?!  Will he cancel that order from Argos?

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