At Home with the Slaggs - Part Three

"Charlie, I'm so dreadfully sorry.", was all Mrs Slagg could offer

Mr Slagg thought she didn't look that sorry, the way she fawned over that....thing !!

"Please, Charlie", Mrs Slagg implored her new husband, "Embrace 'our' son.  He's part of our lives now."

But Mr Slagg remained rigid.

Mr Slagg's other (illegitimate) son, Paul, called round to see his new 'sibling'.

"I say, he's a bit of a whopper - what! Welcome to the world, little brother"

The Brassy lady, with whom our hero still took comfort from a few days a week, tried to encourage him to embrace fatherhood:

"But his eyes...."
"He has his father's eyes", she replied coldly.

So Mr Slagg relinquished his ideal of bathing a perfect baby and tried to come round to the idea:

And one day, he decided to bite the bullet and hold it - him.....







But......

But upon picking up the little git, it went for his throat.  Mr Slagg saw his frustrated life flash before him....

Is Raymond's son trying to kill off our hero?  Will this be the end of Mr Slagg as we know him?  And will the brat's father Raymond take over the series?  Or will Brassy Lady muscle in?  

Don't miss the next installment!  Same time, same channel.........