Part Seven !!!

Sadly, this large ready-made family became too much for our Mr Slagg

And so, Mrs Slagg and her new Rumanians, tearfully waved him off for the final time.

However, Mr Slagg has landed on his feet...

What's this???  Snazzy cars parked outside a snazzy house??!!  (With a paper swimming pool)!!

What's going on, Mr Slagg??

I mean, just look at that laundry room!  That would have kept Mary busy for days!!

"Pretty snazzy looking bog too", Mr Slagg cackles smugly:

I smell a rat, Mr Slagg!

Oh, I get it!  You've moved back in with that odd-looking caretaker, and gone gay, haven't you?!

Mr Slagg nods shyly.

What's that?  Your new "partner" is explaining that the lady of the house requires you both to play sex games with her.  That's the condition of free bed and board.  

Mr Slagg nods.  He could cope with that.  Especially if she's a bit of a smasher.  Hang on, she's walking in now....

Arghh!  Mr Slagg exclaims:  It's that cow, Madonna!!

"Oh hi there, Mr Slagg.  Have you got those handcuffs on yet???"

"Ratscocks!!"

Oh dear, is Mr Slagg doomed to be Madonna's sex slave for all time?  Or will he go crawling back to Mrs Slagg and the kids?  

Or will he hang on to being gay?

Only time will tell.  That's the end of this series, look out for a summer special coming very soon.  

You may now touch that dial!!!!