At Home with the Slaggs Part Six

Whatever was going on outside Chez Slaggs?!  Who were these 'beings'?

"Oh Charlie!  Please make them go away!", Mrs Slagg called to her Husband from the window:

Without another word, Mr Slagg confronted the hostile crowd:

"What the fuck is all this?  Take me to your leader now!"

"My hero", sighed Mrs Slagg

He was led to their leader:
"What the blazes is all this about?!"
"The new messiah!", the unassuming chief replied, "Your female has him.  He belongs to us."

"Oh!  You mean the brat?  Why the bloody hell didn't you say so?  We'll throw in the pram an' all!  'old on a tick!"

Mrs Slagg, who had overheard, was as sharp as a whip:
"It's a No, Charlie!"
"For Gods sake, woman!  Do you want to get rid of this shower or not??"
"This is my last chance to raise a child, I'm not giving him up!"

Without another word, Mr Slagg grabbed the pram and infant, and handed it over to the dubious looking cult leader.
"Take him and fuck off!  'Bye, Bratt!"
"Hail!  Hail!  The New Messiah!", their chants grew fainter as they walked off back into the hills.  

"I'm sorry, Tarantella, it had to be done"




"That was my last chance to raise a child!", she wailed.

"Nonsense, we can loads more!  Now, I need a pint!", and our hero left the childless house.

Mrs Slagg grew thoughtful:

Loads more - eh?

Many hours later, Mr Slagg returned.  
A sense of forboding engulfed him


"Oh Charlie...!", Mrs Slagg cooed.

"Look!  I've got the Romanian orphans back off Mary!  They've come home to us!"

"Rats cocks!"














Will Mr Slagg embrace Fatherhood at last?  

Tune in same time, same channel for the gripping concluding episode..

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