Tuesday 25 February 2014

At Home with the Slaggs - Part Six

Upon discovery, Mr Slagg explained an (edited) version of Running River's presence.  All the same, Mrs Slagg did her nut:


"Oh, you wicked girl!  How could you break a good toff's heart like that?!  

"Hey, old woman.", Running River huffed, "You no understand.  Gotta get back to reservation.  New Chief hung like....."

"Ha, ha!", Mr Slagg cut in, "Very funny, my dear."


Suddenly, Lord Posh appears at the Slagg's humble abode!  

"My dear little Squaw!", our hero bursts, "I have searched everywhere for you, my deep and lasting love!"


Then suddenly:


A Big Indian Chief appears before Mrs Slagg.
"Oo-er!", were the words she uttered.

Is this Mrs Slagg's lot?  Will Mrs Slagg be scalped? Or whisked off to the other side of Nebraska to become a sex slave on a reservation?  Will she have to obey this robust and handsome Indian Chief's every whim?   

Tune in, same time, same channel....

Don't touch that dial!!!!

3 comments:

  1. ooer! Mrs Slagg! Don't let that very handsome chief take your virtue! Hold on to what is dear to you!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Cutting edge! Cant wait for the next onexx

    ReplyDelete
  3. Will put you in the loop, but once you're in, you can never get out!!!
    Don't touch that dial!!!

    ReplyDelete